butt.bunnyy

🚨 URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF BAD DECISIONS 🚨

you’ve been caught lacking—scrolling through and NOT subbed. 🤡


but don’t panic, i’m feeling benevolent today. redeem urself by tapping that sub button immediately.


here’s what happens when u do:


🎟️ VIP access to all 4 of my holes
📩 a direct line to my dms (yes, i actually answer)
👀 behind-the-scenes dildo outtakes
💅 the privilege of simping for me in real time
🔥 unhinged content that makes you say "there is no god"
🎁 random surprises bc i keep it fun like that
🐸 cursed memes + unsolicited life advice (free of charge)
🍽️ 5-star girlfriend experience (delulu? maybe. but also real.)
🫶 emotional support (for when ur fave anime kills off ur comfort character)
🎤 me talking absolute nonsense but somehow making it entertaining

this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, like inventing the internet

sub now ima send my goons to your world of warcraft server
xoxo
bb 😌