Divajilly

“If I hold up a mirror, and you don’t like the reflection...” STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY

Dick ratings menu:
just a number on a 1-10 scale? $10
2 sentences? $15
1 paragraph? $25
a 5 paragraph essay? $100
Video response? $150

Archived PPV collection is available for $450.
Please ask and get confirmation prior to sending the money as I want you to receive your services in a timely manner once payment is received.

Generally, though?
Consider me your Inara Serra. Ask and find out.