jasminellamas

Save gas, ride me instead 👩🏽‍🦽

Sorry for my humor… I can't become a stand-up comedian anymore, so I have to entertain you in a different way now 🤪

This is my safe place to be myself and do all the dirty things that come to mind;)

So before you ask— YES I take off everything 🤫 but please keep it a secret - I don't want to lose my front-row baseball tickets 🥹

Reasons to date me:

- I never get cold feet 😎
- Free parking 🅿️
- I won’t walk you into expensive stores 🤠
- I’m all about rolling through life with a sense of adventure, no matter how bumpy the ride 😜

So, buckle up, because this ride is about to get exciting ✨

Waiting for you to push (and throw) me around 💕

XOXO
Jasmine