ohcecelia

50 and unable to satisfy my sexual desires, it’s my sexual revolution!!!
- Open the jar I can’t, I’m yours
- Kill the spider, I’m yours
- Change my oil, I’m yours
- Plug my tailpipe, I’m yours
- Teach me how to drive a stick, I’m yours

"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."

"A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are."